School Bus Shenanigans: Dover Driver Busted in “No Pants, No Sense” Police Sting

Folks, this is one of those stories where you read it twice just to make sure your coffee didn’t kick in too hard.

Police in Dover say a 62-year-old school bus driver, Alvin Rohm, was arrested after investigators reviewed surveillance footage showing him allegedly engaging in sexual activity with a woman inside a school bus—and police say money changed hands.

Let’s pause right there.
A school bus.
Not a motel.
Not a parked pickup behind the barn.
A yellow bus meant for kids.

According to Dover Police Department, the incident allegedly occurred on January 6, 2026. Investigators say video footage captured the encounter, which ultimately led to Rohm’s arrest days later. He was charged with patronizing a prostitute and lewdness-related offenses.

Now here’s an important detail people need to hear clearly:
Police state Rohm worked for a contracted bus service, not directly for the school district. Still, once the allegations surfaced, he was immediately removed from duty faster than a possum off a hot tin roof.

Authorities also confirmed no children were present during the alleged incident. That matters—but it does not make this okay.

Let’s be real for a second. This isn’t just about breaking the law. This is about trust. Parents trust that school buses are safe, boring, rule-filled places—not scenes out of a late-night cable show nobody asked for.

As of now, these are charges, not convictions, and Rohm will have his day in court. But police say the evidence—including video—is strong enough to move forward.

Hillbilly takeaway?
There’s a time and a place for bad decisions… and a school bus ain’t it.

TVOTT Hillbilly News will keep watching this case, because when common sense hops off the bus, somebody’s gotta report it.